Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin
"I’ve seen Barney work very hard to get women. I’ve seen him work very hard to get rid of women. I’ve never seen him work this hard to keep one around."
And most importantly, whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.
Amy Adams & Kristen Wiig singing What Is This Feeling? from Wicked